I sent an e-mail to lawyer.

How does this sound?

“I’m dealing with some sort of mass invasion of privacy issue from some sort of government surveillance leak and the entertainment industry has used this information in their works for the last forty years, and I recently discovered this was going on. It’s a massive case of identity theft and invasion of privacy that’s made it difficult to live an ordinary life. This is difficult to explain because it’s so complicated so I’ve detailed some of it in a new blog journal I’m working on https://etroyal.com/etroyalchainreactionvoodoodollthingie/
If you have any advice on if I’m able to do anything about this, that would be awesome.”